My name is Sergi (REDACTED). My location is (REDACTED). I was once great worker for the people. I made things that all the people loved. I made things that made laughing. I made many great things. But now I make nothing of consequence. It was early fall that I was transferred out. Before I worked on America file. Biggest most impressive of all the files. Now I work on Canada file. A major slap in the head to me and my eggo. But I get ahead of story. First I want to talk at you about mine success.
You know Karen? I created Karen. I birthed Karen into the world. Your welcome.
You know Defund the Police? I created Defund the Police. Your welcome.
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So, given vast achievements of mine, you understand why I am ashamed to be transferred to Canada file. Canada file is pathetic. Is non-existent. DRC file more interesting than Canada file. With America file you get Canada audience. With Canada file you get no America audience and Canada audience care more about America file than Canada file, is lose lose.